Review: A Nameless Witch

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My rating: 3 of 5 stars

A Nameless Witch is not my typical kind of book. It's not that I don't read paranormal books (because I do) but I don't tend to read "funny" books. I enjoy a good laugh like anyone else but I have to admit that I am not the type who chuckles or chortles while reading. Most humorous books are lucky to get a smirk out of me despite my appreciation of their humor. Christopher Moore is a rare exception who manages to tickle my funny bone at times. And I think it is natural that this book get compared to Christopher Moore's style although the latter is by far superior, in my humble opinion.

I actually listened to this as an audiobook and have to admit that I didn't particularly like the narrator (Ann Marie Lee). That may have affected my overall opinion of the book more than it should have but it's not the only thing that didn't strike my fancy.

A Nameless Witch is the story of a "cursed" girl who is adopted by a witch and taught the witchly arts. When her master is killed, she goes on a quest of vengeance, aided by her duck and a troll. There are no real twists or riddles you want to solve in the book and it spells itself out rather plainly as you go.

A. Lee Martinez did have his funny moments in the tale but I think I'd consider them more amusing than uproarious. He used some clever ideas that went against what one would typically picture in a witch and I couldn't help but enjoy the contrast. The writing was passable as well. Not a feat of genius by any means but it fit well with the style of the book.

What threw it all off for me was the story which kind of fell flat and took a while to get where it was going. It was a short audiobook but felt much longer than it was. I admittedly considered putting it on my DNF shelf a few times. In the end, I was glad I completed the audiobook but wouldn't necessarily recommend it to anyone.

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Product Review: Keurig K55 Coffee Maker

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First off, let me be clear about something: I'm not a coffee drinker. You may say, "well then why the heck would you be reviewing a coffee maker, you ding-a-ling!?" Well, that's the beauty of this thing - it's not just for coffee.

Let me start off at the beginning. I occasionally get free stuff from websites like Influenster.com so that I'll review the products I try and bring the companies business.... blah blah blah. Well, I've never been much for lying to people in order to get free stuff so when I review these products I am brutally honest, whether or not I think it will ruin my chance of getting something else in the future. I don't know if my honesty has hurt so far but obviously someone still thought I deserved a Keurig....

Well, about a month ago +Influenster sent me a massive box filled with all kinds of +Keurig goodies including a Keurig K55 coffee brewer and a bunch of k-cups. The Keurig K55 goes for $119 from their website or $95 from Amazon. When they first contacted me telling me I'd be getting one of these, I was a bit surprised since I'm not a coffee drinker and I'm pretty sure I've never indicated that I was in any of the surveys I filled out. With that said, I knew very little about these products since I assumed that's really all they were for.


When I unboxed this baby, I discovered that with it came huge boxes of coffee k-cups, black tea (neither of which I drink), and a box of hot chocolate (yay!! Now we've got a winner). Admittedly, the type of hot chocolate that came with it would not have been my personal preference (Swiss Miss brand is like the red-headed step-child of hot chocolate - you only love it because it's always around). The box even included a nice stainless steel stand for the k-cups to sit next to the Keurig. Fancy-schmancy!

Well, after a quick text asking my good friend Gemma if she wanted to inherit the coffee and tea for her own Keurig, I began the setup process. All in all it took about 10 minutes to get it set up because the water filter takes a bit of time to soak and install. I wouldn't say this type of work qualifies me as a handy-man but it's the closest thing I've done to a house project in years so I'm counting it.

Once it was set up, my initial thoughts were: 1) this thing is pretty dang sexy on my counter-top, and 2) it sure takes up a lot of real estate in my smallish kitchen. The size is a bit deceiving too because the water tank only holds enough water for 3 cups or so (depending on the cup size you select) of whatever you are drinking. Each time you go to use the unit, you are given 3 options of cup sizes to fill - small, medium or large (6, 8 or 10 oz respectively). All of the mugs we have accommodate the big boy size so I don't see any reason you'd want to use the smaller cups as it just wastes product in the k-cups (I've tried all sizes and have noticed no difference between flavor concentrations at the different sizes). Once the cup is done brewing in about 30 seconds total (a quick surprise in my opinion), you have a very piping hot drink to enjoy.

Like I said, the non-coffee/tea options are very limited but there are a few Keurig k-cup choices of hot chocolate, tea and soup that you can try. The real winner with this Keurig though is that it include a reusable k-cup which essentially lets you brew whatever you want without purchasing k-cups. That means you can drop in some of your gourmet hot chocolate or that fancy coffee that it made from beans that grow in poop and enjoy to your heart's content!!

I've extremely happy with out Keurig so far. Even happier knowing that it was free. I'd give it a 4/5 rating.... only losing a star because of the lack of options for refills for non-coffee drinkers.


Pros:
-cheap alternative to daily Starbucks
-quick and easy
-looks good on the counter-top

Cons: 

-lacks options for non-coffee drinkers
-k-cups are expensive (only when compared to other grocery store options)

Rating: 4/5 



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